veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
sorryr: THERE’S A BLACKOUTI. ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
thefagqueen: The date is May 15th, 2013, Lady Gaga walks up to the DJ and hands him a CD labeled, “Versace Show playlist.” As the DJ inserts the disc, Gaga walks away with a cackle as Retro Dance Freak plays on.
poopflow: I busted a nut on cam